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Division 2 begins divorce proceedings from Division 3

- by Arthur Cheesecake
In another blow to the future of the Nationwide, it was announced that old footballing comrads, Divisions 2 and 3 are to divorce.
     This news comes as no surprise to Nationwide football fans up and down the country who in the past months have had to put up with increasing levels of bickering and petty squabling.
      The tension reached boiling point last week when several sides from rival divisions met each other in the Worthington Cup. Tea cups were thrown and words were exchanged. Suffice to say that Division 2 should have listened to Division 1 all along. She knew Division 3 was no good for her.
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